They’re all the rage in Paris! For the Fall 2009 season, designers have come together to agree that the thigh-high boot is definitely a go! But wait, how high are we talking? Vagina high! 2 inches above the knee is so 10 years ago! What is this? 1999?

The boots, which was designed in collaboration with shoe designer Nicholas Kirkwood, comes in 2 colors (gray & black). It comes equipped with an elastic top, and sexy straps crawling all the way up your thigh. It’s no wonder these shoes are the weapons of choice for vixen’s like Cassie & Amerie:

The shoes are hitting for $3,685, and are only sold at Dover Street Market in London (yikes!) But I’m guessing if you have $3,685 to drop on a pair of boots, a $500+ plane ticket to cross the pond to get them is nothing… right? The one of a kind construction and style makes it a hard act to follow, and even harder style to duplicate. While there are many boots on the market with criss-cross straps, very few of them (almost none) are thigh high, an annihilates the game like these.

The ‘Vagina High’ boots. It’s an epidemic.